tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post2879032543374439182..comments2024-03-25T02:29:17.988-07:00Comments on Crazy Working Mom: Diary of a mother on the brink of snapping!: Belly Buttons and VaginasJAStilwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-15158110323769998522013-03-27T14:19:12.249-07:002013-03-27T14:19:12.249-07:00I work with a dementia patient who alway refers to...I work with a dementia patient who alway refers to his bowel movements as whoopsies. I am new to this blogging lark and find your blogs candid amuzing and well written. thank you for making me smileAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00666538065222915003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-10568962672818492362013-03-27T12:10:59.252-07:002013-03-27T12:10:59.252-07:00Yeah for finding me and yeah for laughing!!
JYeah for finding me and yeah for laughing!!<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-67151470954304156412013-03-27T12:10:21.494-07:002013-03-27T12:10:21.494-07:00A doodle????
Dylan grew up with three brothers...I...A doodle????<br />Dylan grew up with three brothers...I wonder what it was like out of mom and dad's earshot?<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-931470646635804252013-03-27T11:41:22.607-07:002013-03-27T11:41:22.607-07:00LOL. Oh my....so glad I found you today. Needed a ...LOL. Oh my....so glad I found you today. Needed a laugh. :)<br /><br />Javamom Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-43917055522067925772013-03-27T03:13:38.748-07:002013-03-27T03:13:38.748-07:00Lol, great post. A Jobie?! Now that's a new on...Lol, great post. A Jobie?! Now that's a new one! I grew up with two brothers and parents who didn't mind what we called things. The only anatomical euphemism I can think of is doodle for penis. Actually come to think of it we did use the terms number one and number two around our folks.<br /><br />Of course around the bros it was "I need to take a dump/crap/shit" and farts galore! On each others heads, in each others faces...yeah.<br /><br />Thanks for sharing!<br /><br />Rohan.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-61603095181453744732013-03-23T21:59:48.280-07:002013-03-23T21:59:48.280-07:00Some people (ahem) were concerned with me blogging...Some people (ahem) were concerned with me blogging about my kids. <br />Can you imagine the fodder they will have about dear old mom when they start their own blog?? But by that time I will be blissfully unaware and in a home hitting on a porter:)<br />Hook...you comments always go straight to my heart.<br />Thank you.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-19419056978012259032013-03-23T21:56:44.979-07:002013-03-23T21:56:44.979-07:00or friends..I'm not sure what fronds have to d...or friends..I'm not sure what fronds have to do with this.<br />damn you autocorrect...or its the wine.JAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-75960912020044272922013-03-23T21:54:41.309-07:002013-03-23T21:54:41.309-07:00That would be confusing to me if you were my nurse...That would be confusing to me if you were my nurse. Do you think I need to poop or do you mean you need to cover my foofoo?<br />My sister is also a nurse..I am not sure there is any other profession that people will get naked for with no questions asked.<br />There is not enough money in the world to make me apply ointment to a moist stump.<br />Yup...mini barf in my mouth.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-53262577903308075762013-03-23T21:51:25.723-07:002013-03-23T21:51:25.723-07:00When using a public washroom one day, one of my da...When using a public washroom one day, one of my darling daughter announced in her ever so dainty 3 year old voice..."MOM...you've got's a HAIRY vagina.'<br />Wicked.<br />My girls also use the proper words with fronds and serious conversations. <br />So proud.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-43339094269843444962013-03-23T21:48:35.647-07:002013-03-23T21:48:35.647-07:00But now I and thousands of other readers know what...But now I and thousands of other readers know what 'bajingo' means. <br />Time to change your word:)<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-88351711812077545472013-03-23T21:47:02.574-07:002013-03-23T21:47:02.574-07:00Chooch is a good one. Or choochie.
As far as you u...Chooch is a good one. Or choochie.<br />As far as you using the word 'jobie' now....ummmm, are you on my moms side?<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-31018751645369652022013-03-23T21:43:09.078-07:002013-03-23T21:43:09.078-07:00Vroom Vroom.
Stump..as in tree..or lost limb. Eith...Vroom Vroom.<br />Stump..as in tree..or lost limb. Either way...there has to be a better word.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-46113966632985132022013-03-23T15:51:41.775-07:002013-03-23T15:51:41.775-07:00At least your home is a place filled with conversa...At least your home is a place filled with conversations - embarrassing as they may be for your kids - Jessica, too many parents refuse to even attempt to communicate with their kids. If you don't like your kids, figure out why, people!<br /><br />Personally, I think you and Dylan are laying the ground work for some epic family lore to be passed down from generation to generation. <br /><br />Keep up the good work, guys!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-73253457620350199152013-03-22T22:38:37.204-07:002013-03-22T22:38:37.204-07:00Honestly I was thinking of an amputated digit or l...Honestly I was thinking of an amputated digit or limb for "stump", cannot speak for the others thoughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-77810836783577365392013-03-22T16:06:14.378-07:002013-03-22T16:06:14.378-07:001. Does stump mean what I think it means?
2. We ...1. Does stump mean what I think it means? <br /><br />2. We used the word privates for the kids, because we felt that would subconsciously teach them to keep their privates to themselves. <br /><br />3. I went to make an appt at a new Gyno the last week, and when asked how long since I'd seen one, and replying a couple of years, the receptionist told me that I should have someone check under my hood more often. I'm not going back. I'm not a car. Ahermitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12246307693236606434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-90976199146003042922013-03-22T15:03:24.315-07:002013-03-22T15:03:24.315-07:00As a nurse I see more of various body parts than I...As a nurse I see more of various body parts than I would ever have cared to, and I refer to all universally as "business". For example "let's get you covered up, we don't want everyone seeing your business". I can of course use "proper" medical terms if I have to, but it is a bit uncomfortable for someone who grew up with vaginas being referred to as your "foofoo". <br /><br />(and yes, I have actually applied ointment to a moist stump, lol) <br /> ChrysAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-87768255588804473292013-03-22T14:18:17.202-07:002013-03-22T14:18:17.202-07:00My darling teen was taught the correct words (Than...My darling teen was taught the correct words (Thank you "Bare Naked Book"). When she was about 3 we were with friends at a pool in the change room. She very seriously looked at herself and at her friend David and said: "I'm a girl and girls have vaginas; David is a boy and they have penises." His mom and I both burst out laughing . . . Wow. . . we could really embarass them with that now they are both in High School . . . ::evil plotting face::<br />Since I grew up in a place that produced adults like many of my friends who still refer to their genitals as "Down There", I wanted my kid to be armed with correct words. Now . . . she uses them to embarass her friends . . . Mommy is SOOOOO proud.<br /><br />ElizabethRhihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13879649649138090705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-64467055091975947892013-03-22T12:12:45.338-07:002013-03-22T12:12:45.338-07:00Hahahaha this is awesome.
We refer to the vagina a...Hahahaha this is awesome.<br />We refer to the vagina as "bajingo." Cuz I just can't imagine my 2 year old going up to a stranger and saying something about her "vagina." At least with "Bajingo" I can lie. I'm a prude. And I love it.Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11362164605024541134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-30250594898355406982013-03-22T12:11:25.032-07:002013-03-22T12:11:25.032-07:00How I Met Your Mother!! How I Met Your Mother!! Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11362164605024541134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-13409515605835645082013-03-22T01:34:21.198-07:002013-03-22T01:34:21.198-07:00Jobie! I`m totally gonna use that now, see how lo...Jobie! I`m totally gonna use that now, see how long it takes people to catch on haha.<br /><br />I just heard the vajajay referred to as a "chooch" on tv the other day. I can`t stop saying it now, I find it to be the funniest thing ever.chelsea beeswaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15692901472231479609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-45557145231104172472013-03-21T21:10:52.124-07:002013-03-21T21:10:52.124-07:00What if the doctor told you to apply the ointment ...What if the doctor told you to apply the ointment on your moist stump?<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-10965904404978531522013-03-21T21:09:29.576-07:002013-03-21T21:09:29.576-07:00oh, and I hate the word "ointment"oh, and I hate the word "ointment"Kellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-71417518452134359382013-03-21T20:37:23.427-07:002013-03-21T20:37:23.427-07:00Umm....pogy wogy??? I have no words.
Foo Foo Berry...Umm....pogy wogy??? I have no words.<br />Foo Foo Berry...Im dying laughing.<br />Barking spiders and floor mallards...<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-8710887254450061642013-03-21T20:36:12.214-07:002013-03-21T20:36:12.214-07:00Thank you.
That is all.
JThank you.<br />That is all.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440845209165896302.post-65288174553022563352013-03-21T20:35:47.765-07:002013-03-21T20:35:47.765-07:00Oh...I totally forgot about that one. I hate that ...Oh...I totally forgot about that one. I hate that word also. <br />Moist stump=mini barf.<br />JJAStilwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13668924560160845350noreply@blogger.com